Novelty cans!
May 10th, 2016
Today was an odd day.
I spent approximately five point seven hours at work, and I think five point seven hours at the doctor's office. We arrived on time for our appointment, but wound up waiting close to two hours just to see a doctor. We didn't spend too long in the waiting room, but we were left to our own devices for a very long time in the examination room. I think I nodded off once.
This isn't without precedent. I have a tendency to pass out in these rooms when left idle too long, whether or not I'm alone in the room at the time. I distinctly recall one doctor's office forgetting I was even there, and passing out on an X-Ray table. The only reason I wasn't locked in was because someone checked to make sure the lights were off and discovered me snoring in there.
How they didn't hear me from fifty feet away, I have no clue.
But yeah, the two of us got pretty bored, so we were messing around with the camera once one attendant came in and profusely apologized for making us wait so incredibly long, providing sodas as something of a peace offering. The Coke ® Zero ™ that I got had inexplicable text on the side, so Brenda took a picture of me holding it. Even though I'm not technically a polar bear yet.
I think the copious amount of hair I have scattered across my voluminous flesh needs to be mostly white to qualify for that. I only have a few white hairs at the moment, mostly in my goatee and growing out the side of my earlobes, so I have more work to do there. And don't ask me why I have hair coming out of my earlobes, either, because all I know is that this seems to be a side effect of rapid aging.
Rapid, rapid aging.