Wherein everyone gives me their two cents.

March 22nd, 2016

Yep, lots of mileage. All of it, in fact.

It's getting to the point that my gibberings here are becoming almost meta in scope. This is because now, as it turns out, I can't even work on the site without retards in the break room commenting on whatever happens to be on my screen at the time. When looking for public domain images to build yesterday's image, for instance, everyone had to open their big, fat mouths.

Oh wow, looking to start a new hobby?

Yes, you insipidly nosy busybody. I have a keen interest in fusion weapons. Sure.

I've always thought nuclear blasts were beautiful. (insert useless factoids about nuclear weapons for over three minutes of my twelve minute break here)

Huh. You don't say. That's interesting?

Ha ha ha, should we be worried?

Yes, Professor Beatshiskids, you should be worried. I'll be setting off a nuclear device right here, tomorrow. CALL IN SICK.

Why are you looking at pictures of fireballs and underwear and rabbits all the time?

Because fuck you all in your fucking fuckholes I hope you all die in a fire eat a bag of dirty donkey dicks I'm researching something. Go away.

firebomb@obnoxiousjerk.com