Hey, a Genesect.
November 8th, 2016
Feeling existential dread regarding the imminent election of our new President, I have taken momentary solace in the acquisition of more Pokémons ™ this morning. After Brenda and I were done with our latest medical appointment, we journeyed to the mall next to the hospital (great placement, eh?), and I went to get me the latest giveaway Nintendo ® is doing: the one and only Genesect!
Mind you, I actually got two Genesects, one for each of my Pokémon ™ cartridges, so I suppose 'one and only' is something of a misnomer. But yeah, Nintendo's ® big twentieth anniversary for their Pokémon ™ franchise is winding down, leaving but one more 'mythical' critter for you to pick up. And I definitely want to grab the next one, since the one I have currently is... odd.
There's a weird story there, but I assure you that that critter is legit. I just got it from someone else, so you know how that goes. Internet trades, and all that. So this way, I'll be getting the last one directly from the source, so there won't be any question in my mind. There shouldn't be to begin with, but I'm a neurotic and paranoid whack job, in case that wasn't already apparent, so there you go.
Anyway, Genesect! Get you one. Or two! Even if your local GameStop runs out of the cards, and have to print you out some codes like mine did.