Hey, a Victini.

September 1st, 2016

I find this critter annoying on an extistential level. But hey, freebies, right?

Hey, it's September.

In the event that you're still rounding up a big batch of freebie Pokémon ™ this year, what with them being free and all, I suppose I should point out that the digital meth dealers from Nintendo ® are giving away a free Victini this month. As is the case with the Keldeo, I just... don't really dig this thing. It hits me on a weird level that sparks annoyance, though I'm not sure why, so I never actually used one.

But they're pretty nifty, in a strictly mechanical sense, so there's that. I'm sure most people like all Pokémons ™, and aren't all mean towards certain varieties like I am, so go get you one if you must. I had to, what with the obsessive nature of my personality, so I went ahead and downloaded one for each of my sixth generation games. It'll only take you a few minutes out of your day, so what's stopping you?

After all, if you detest the little critter, you can always trade him away for, well, just about anything else. And this comes in handy if you've got any sort of youths in your life that play these games a lot harder than you do, who would love to dump one of their rat or bug Pokémons ™ for a mythical creature. It's the reason I selectively breed a lot of the earlier generation starters, and randomly give them away in the Roulette trades.

Surprise, here's a Chikorita! For instance.

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