I really need to stop using the break room at work.

March 7th, 2016

Just say no?

I can tell it's Monday because the Tea Party Princess is whining about the Obamas in the break room. If I were working on a weekend, I'd hear naught but the slow hum of various machines, uh, machining around the building, wasting electrons as they go about their business whilst nobody bothers to actually operate them. Or, you know, turn the darn things off to save energy.

But no, I hear whining. I guess Nancy Reagan died over the weekend, and these buckets of failure are griping that the Obamas apparently weren't worshipful enough in their comments regarding her passing. The poor Obamas can't win, though. If they don't say anything about someone when they die, they aren't being respectful. If they do, they're not being respectful enough. I guess?

And there goes Professor Beatshiskids, complaining that the military doesn't have enough money, because their entire budget has been reallocated to pay for the half of American citizens who are on welfare. According to this nitwit, over half a trillion dollars has been given out to half the country in the form of welfare. Somehow, that math just doesn't jibe, but I guess I should trust him.

He gets his news from Sean Hannity, after all! And we all know that Sean Hannity would never lie or anything.

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