I assure you that I didn't drink all of that at once.

February 8th, 2016

Nom nom nom nom

I guess there was some sort of spectacle on television last night? From listening to the clods here in the break room, it was the end of everyone's fantasy football leagues for the year or something, that time where everyone breaks out their rule books and character stats, and lives out their fantasies of men in Spandex ™ costumes grappling and groping all over each other.

And you people call me a nerd.

Anyway, I know this because the break room clods are going on about Super Bowl 50 or whatever. I don't know what that is, because over the course of my life I have had to deal with Super Bowls that ended in Roman numerals, not conventional digits. And by golly, if you're going to take them away when we condense everything down to just one Roman numeral, well, I just can't bother to care.

The thing is, these idiots aren't even talking about the game. All I hear is the Tea Party Princess whining about Doritos ™ commercials, and the Conservative Ringleader whining about how inappropriate Beyonce's performance was. While I could conceivably get the former, the latter confounds me, as much as he paws all over anything with a vagina while he's here at work.

But honestly, I just can't be bothered to care too much. I am far, far too tired to invest any serious mental energy in deciphering these idiots' gibberings. I stayed up way too late yesterday, working on as much of my nerd stuff as I could manage before this latest week of overtime hours started up. And I didn't get nearly as much done as I would have liked. Woe is Denny.

Or, uh, something? I don't know.

If I'm able to focus enough to actually get everything set up for the week, and can avoid having to deal with humanity today, I'll chalk that up to a victory. But I'm finding it difficult. The caffeine isn't doing anything, no matter how much I ingest, but at least my coworkers aren't nagging me too much thus far. So that's a start, because I just can't handle other flesh creatures right now.

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